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Wed, Oct. 27th, 2010, 02:15 pm
redhandedjilll: The past haunts

For the record, my mother and I are former Jehovah's Witnesses.

Mom: *points to unremarkable looking building* Guess what that is?
Me: A kingdom hall?
Mom: Correct!
Me: I knew because it gave me chills

Sat, Oct. 2nd, 2010, 04:20 pm
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Shawn: Nap or booze?
ME: Nap, then booze?

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Fri, Oct. 1st, 2010, 10:58 am
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Conner: I really need to go to Target to return some stuff.
ME: Which one are you going to?
Conner: I only have enough gas for the one at marketplace.
ME: HAHAHAHAHAHA That sounds so poor.

Mon, Sep. 6th, 2010, 08:22 am
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Martin: "Hey! What are you doing here?" ME: "Uhhh, it's Labor Day. I'm working. Duh."

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Tue, Aug. 17th, 2010, 11:14 pm
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Paul: The power of Christ compels you!!
ME: No thank you

Mon, Aug. 16th, 2010, 12:14 am
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Shawn: maybe theres facebook in the afterlife...i dunno lol
Me: i'd say friendster or myspace
ME: things that have already died haha

Tue, Jun. 29th, 2010, 10:20 pm
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Ashley: i really wanna see eclipse
ME: i wanted to tonight, too, but no tickets :(:(
Ashley: not tonight
Ashley: im not 15
ME: i am
ME: haha

Sat, Jun. 19th, 2010, 11:50 pm
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ME: hmm i don't think i'm going to be going out
Amelia: relax, do laundry, and veg on the couch with a good movie :D:D
Amelia: and maybe some chocolate if you have any
Amelia: a hot shower or bath might be nice
Amelia: or if you have some kind of little tub you could soak your feet while watching a movie
Amelia: sounds relaxing
ME: hmm yeah
ME: or jerk off

Sat, May. 29th, 2010, 04:09 am
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Jake: Pretty people shit, too.

Tue, Mar. 30th, 2010, 10:53 pm
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The bf: This lemonade is so sweet!
ME: Whoa, it really is. But not as sweet as you tee hee hee :">
The bf: [stares at me]
ME: Oh my God. You're breaking up with me, aren't you.

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